You wake up groggy and semi-conscious, surprised to find yourself in a low-flying plane. Your arms are tied behind your back, but you manage to lift your head and look out the window. The villain appears and, pushing a knife against your neck, screams "Where are we? Right answer, you live!"
What is it that Christians are supposed to ask themselves? Ah yes... "what would Jesus do?" Well, if Jesus were alive in Lisbon on Christmas Eve, he'd definitely visit the huge statue of himself in Almada. How could he resist? I bet he'd even take a selfie, posing with his arms up in front of his own likeness. Jesus is so meta.